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Kim Jong Un is a North Korean politician who has been the third supreme leader of North Korea since 2011 and general secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK) since 2012. He is the third son of Kim Jong Il, who was the second supreme leader of North Korea, and a grandson of Kim Il Sung, the founder and first supreme leader of the country.
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Vagn Bennike was a Danish army engineer and demolitions expert. In World War II during the occupation of Denmark, he fought in the Danish resistance movement in Jutland where he was attached to the army's illegal tasks unit. In the summer of 1944 he took charge of resistance operations in Jutland, and was at times criticised by other resistance groups for the priority in operations he gave to his loyalty to the army. His code name was GOAL.
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