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{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}

{"type":"standard","title":"Andrelândia","displaytitle":"Andrelândia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q503236","titles":{"canonical":"Andrelândia","normalized":"Andrelândia","display":"Andrelândia"},"pageid":1391353,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Andrel%C3%A2ndia_MG.jpg/330px-Andrel%C3%A2ndia_MG.jpg","width":320,"height":404},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Andrel%C3%A2ndia_MG.jpg","width":1275,"height":1611},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283634317","tid":"89af7ea2-0ff1-11f0-ad7b-5aa637011d94","timestamp":"2025-04-02T18:37:32Z","description":"Municipality in the state of Minas Gerais, Brazil","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-21.74,"lon":-44.30888889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrel%C3%A2ndia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrel%C3%A2ndia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrel%C3%A2ndia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Andrel%C3%A2ndia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrel%C3%A2ndia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Andrel%C3%A2ndia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrel%C3%A2ndia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Andrel%C3%A2ndia"}},"extract":"Andrelândia is a Brazilian municipality in the state of Minas Gerais that is located in the Mesoregion of South and Southwest of Minas and hosts the Microregion of Andrelândia. It is 300 km away from the state capital, Belo Horizonte and occupies an area of approximately 1 005 km2. In 2014 its population was estimated at 12 507 inhabitants, being the 296th most populous municipality in the state of Minas Gerais and the second of its microregion.","extract_html":"

Andrelândia is a Brazilian municipality in the state of Minas Gerais that is located in the Mesoregion of South and Southwest of Minas and hosts the Microregion of Andrelândia. It is 300 km away from the state capital, Belo Horizonte and occupies an area of approximately 1 005 km2. In 2014 its population was estimated at 12 507 inhabitants, being the 296th most populous municipality in the state of Minas Gerais and the second of its microregion.

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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}

{"type":"standard","title":"Nisha Dangi","displaytitle":"Nisha Dangi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q115857180","titles":{"canonical":"Nisha_Dangi","normalized":"Nisha Dangi","display":"Nisha Dangi"},"pageid":72562357,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Nisha_Dangi.jpg","width":287,"height":282},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Nisha_Dangi.jpg","width":287,"height":282},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268381435","tid":"66f966b0-ce90-11ef-b8e1-87632f0c5547","timestamp":"2025-01-09T13:48:27Z","description":"Nepalese politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisha_Dangi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisha_Dangi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisha_Dangi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nisha_Dangi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisha_Dangi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nisha_Dangi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisha_Dangi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nisha_Dangi"}},"extract":"Nisha Dangi is a Nepalese politician, belonging to the Rastriya Swatantra Party. She is currently serving as a member of the 2nd Federal Parliament of Nepal. In the 2022 Nepalese general election she was elected as a proportional representative from the Khas people category.","extract_html":"

Nisha Dangi is a Nepalese politician, belonging to the Rastriya Swatantra Party. She is currently serving as a member of the 2nd Federal Parliament of Nepal. In the 2022 Nepalese general election she was elected as a proportional representative from the Khas people category.

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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

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Snyders is an unincorporated community in West Penn Township, Pennsylvania, United States, located at the junction of Routes 309 and 895. The Lizard Creek flows eastward through the village to the Lehigh River. Snyders lies at the northern foot of Blue Mountain and is split between the Andreas ZIP Code 18211 and the New Ringgold ZIP Code 17960. Snyders is served by the Mantzville (386) exchange in Area Code 570.

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the melons plan a big wedding?","punchline":"Because they cantaloupe!","id":330}

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