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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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A Punjabi paranda, also known as a parandi, is a women's hair ornament made of multicolored silk threads and decorated with floral (bunches) designs and ornamental tassels. The Paranda is a part of traditional ethnic Punjabi clothing and a folk accessory of Punjabi culture. Patiala is famous for its salwars and parandas
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Alfred Lutwyche","displaytitle":"Alfred Lutwyche","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4723093","titles":{"canonical":"Alfred_Lutwyche","normalized":"Alfred Lutwyche","display":"Alfred Lutwyche"},"pageid":2345569,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Photograph_of_an_oil_painting_of_Judge_Lutwyche.jpg/330px-Photograph_of_an_oil_painting_of_Judge_Lutwyche.jpg","width":320,"height":394},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Photograph_of_an_oil_painting_of_Judge_Lutwyche.jpg","width":2438,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1242701217","tid":"39c68569-650f-11ef-b7a1-813d1d9eb068","timestamp":"2024-08-28T07:29:14Z","description":"Australian politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Lutwyche","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Lutwyche?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Lutwyche?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfred_Lutwyche"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Lutwyche","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alfred_Lutwyche","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Lutwyche?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfred_Lutwyche"}},"extract":"Justice Alfred James Peter Lutwyche, Queen's Counsel was the first judge of the Supreme Court Bench of Queensland.","extract_html":"
Justice Alfred James Peter Lutwyche, Queen's Counsel was the first judge of the Supreme Court Bench of Queensland.
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