{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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