Epperstone is an English village and civil parish in mid-Nottinghamshire, located near Lowdham and Calverton. It had a population of 589 at the time of the 2011 census, falling to 517 at the 2021 census. Many inhabitants commute to work or school in Nottingham 9 miles (16 km) to the south-west.
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